@fritosandpepsi and I microwaved a bunch of gummybears and made it into a solid gummy ball. Watch me eat it you fucking weirdo.
If you could stay in Columbus, Ohio and have a good job and a steady reliable income but not much else, or move back to Vancouver, BC and start all over again in life with no guarantees, what would you do?
Among the lessons I learnt this week, which have been heavy and many, the most important one so far has been that no matter how clean your own apartment is, if you live in a slum, you’re still gonna come home to find a cockroach inside your dish sponge.
I just spent a week in New York working photo plus. I’ve never been here before, All I saw was time square which was insane but I did eat some badass ribs and get seriously sloppy drunk. I’ve never worked harder in my life. Sitting on the floor in a convention center right now in Manhattan watching union guys from jersey tear this shit down. Every few minutes one of them walks buy and makes a bad joke and calls me sweetheart. My usual constant text communication has been cut to nothing and all that’s left in my brain is a steady flow of noise from 3 days of constant talking and arguing with New Yorkers about product. I knew this would be the thing that broke me this month and it did yesterday, now today I’m just mildly insane but pretty apathetic. The only person that’s going to read this is sowley. Hey boo.
I just paid all my bills, wrote back the people who’ve been waiting for me to write them back (for forever), and texted my dad my new phone number.
THIS IS A HUGE DEAL FOR ME. MY PROBLEMS ARE NOT REAL PROBLEMS.
OH and I thought of a halloween costume. It’s involves judge dredd and a dress and some wordplay.
I ruined six eggs tonight before I managed to make one poached egg properly. Just to teach myself how to make poached eggs. Then I ate one and it was disgusting. I hadn't even thought about the fact that I might not even like poached eggs. Story of my life.